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Monday, June 27, 2011

MY TAKE ON "KO"


It suddenly dawned on me that i should review the films i watch, so i decided to make a beginning with the most recent film i viewed "KO". TAMIL CINEMA IS ON A REMIX MODE. "KO" IS A REMIX OF MANY TAMIL,ENGLISH AND OTHER LANGUAGE FILMS. K.V.ANAND HAS CLEVERLY CRAFTED AND PACKAGED AN ENTERTAINER WHICH HAS SHADES OF MANI RATHNAM, K.S.RAVIKUMAR AND SHANKAR ALL WOVEN AND REMIXED INTO ONE COMMERCIAL ENTERTAINER. THE MOVIE IS SHOWCASED AS A SERIOUS THRILLER BUT ENDS UP LITERALLY AS A SPOOF OF A SERIOUS TAMIL THRILLER. THE MACHO REPORTER (JEEVA) THE DRESSED UP DOLL Y KARTHIKA WHO KEEPS ROLLING HER EYES ALL THE TIME. THE AGGRIEVED SECOND HEROINE PIA BAJPAI WHOSE DEATH SOMEHOW FAILS TO MOVE YOU. THE NEW GENERATION VILLAINS WHO REMIND YOU OF THINGS TO COME. AS A BONUS CAR CHASES, ITEM NUMBERS, STUNT SCENES AND EXOTIC LOCATIONS ARE THROWN IN TO SATISFY THE AVERAGE TAMIL CINEMA VIEWER. ALL IN ALL WHAT MR.MANI RATHINAM LOST IN "GURU" AND "RAVAN" WAS FOUND AND REMIXED BY MR K.V.ANAND . SOMETIMES I THINK THAT AS A WRITER AND DIRECTOR I SHOULD STOP WORKING TOO HARD ON MY SCRIPTS AND CONCENTRATE ON REMIXING MY THOUGHTS! I INVITE UR POINT OF VIEW ON THIS REVIEW OF MINE AND YOUR TAKE ON THE FILM "KHO". BYE !FOR NOW,
HC

Source Code - "Adi Shankara" Went one further!


Source Code a much hyped film is once again a remix of quite a few films! "Avatar" ,:"Timeline"; and "De-Ja-Vu" being a few.The director once again has acheived the magical remix formula! Here our hero is a dead helcopter pilot whose brain is used to teleport his thoughts to another body ( I mean literally) a victim of a train disaster (effected by  demented terrorist). Here as usual  a very hush hush agency of the U.S govt discovers a remarkable method to tele port our hero into the body of the victim to discover 1) the explosive device, 2) the villain  and 3) his future mega disaster plan to reduce Chicago to a rubble so that a new "NERO" vision future idealistic city to be built by the crazy demented villain. The film is a triangular cat and mouse game between the hero, the inventer of the source code and the villain. The hero a look good "hot" bodied individual (as my daughter puts it) and so does the heroine who falls for him instantly on a rebound. The goateed villain who walks with a limp and a walking support probably to denote a war hero? And the innocent looking sinister villain. All in all the viewer is mentally zipped and zapped between time zones but bodily kept glued to his seat. To the director's credit he has hardly used any graphics or gimmicks but has effectively potrayed his thoughts very well on celluloid. To sum it all "Adi Shankara" it appears wanted to experience marital bliss and so he left his body and teleported his soul into the body of a king who was in his death bed and ended up experiencing all the nuances of married life. The only glich in this methodology being his original body had to be guarded carefully till his soul returned to it. Any takers on a sequel "Source Code-2"! Thanx! for a couple of responses on my first take on "KHO". Do keep writing,  HC

FAST FIVE-WOW! Man this flick really moves fast !


Director Justil Lin should be complimented on sticking to his task 'A fast and furiously paced racey action film is " FAST FIVE". An Indian desi heroes dream masala film but fortunatelty for me it was catapulted on the right track by a good director who knew all the tricks of this genre . Every actor from Van Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordan Brewster to Dwayne Jhonson have played their parts so well that you are on the edge of your seat most of the time. The plot follows a similair and well  used formula by hundreds of hollywood action thrillers.
A Former cop Brian O'Conner partners with ex-con Dominic Toretto on the opposite side of the law. Dominic and his crew find themselves on the wrong side of the law once again as they try to switch lanes between a ruthless drug lord and a relentless federal agent.I dont want to reveal anything more as there is nothing more to reveal! Really guys I am not joking! But still the film is a complete entertainer par exellence!
The modified cars racing along a running train simply awesome. The cars dragging the safe fault and chased by cops and the villain throughout rio de jeniro leves you open mouthed. The action and fight scenes are straight out of a James bond movie and the pace of the action scenes could be compared with Ong Bak.There is not one dull moment throughout the film. It is Hollywood MASALA at its best. The DOP has done a fantastic job! YOU Travel through Rio de Jeniro in first person.The stunts by Heather Arthur and co and the visual effects by Briana Aebey great. The art direction along with special effects and sound very good indeed. On the whole a CLEAN, AWESOME ACTION FILM one from which i learnt quite a few tricks. Finally if you didn't know let me enlighten you with a small piece of additional info that VAN DIESEL one of the heroes in the film is also one of the producers of the fiilm. So what are you waiting for grab ONE popcorn One coke and have ONE girl friend by your side and enjoy the fillm as she clings on to you screaming with joy forgetting the Coke and the Popcorn! HAVE FUN! and pl dont forget to thank me!
HC

P.O.C - 4


"Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Captain Jack Sparrow (Depp) crosses paths with a woman from his past (Cruz), and he's not sure if it's love -- or if she's a ruthless con artist who's using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. When she forces him aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge, the ship of the formidable pirate Blackbeard (McShane), Jack finds himself on an unexpected adventure in which he doesn't know who to fear more: Blackbeard or the woman from his past".psst.......THIS STORY EXTRACT I HAVE LIFTED FROM ELSEWHERE- Pl dont tell anyone!
Jhonny Depp Ur simply amazing ! Ur one of the few actors i know of who can maintain the same body lamguage, accent and poise, sequel after sequel with aplomb. Jack Sparrow delivers only a frew "Punch" dialouges but it rarely misses the mark. I have taken the liberty of rechristening him the modern day equivalent of "MGR" - The heroines fall heads over heals overr him and our hero walks away into the sunset unscathed. Boy! how well he excecutes the actions sequences and once again walks away with the least bit of fuss or melodrama. The biggest asset Jhonny has - The entire viewer faternity love him - Boy! i would love to be in his shoes for a atleast a day.Coming back to POC 4, Penelope Cruz , Ian McShane and the rest really are an asset to this sequel.
The make up is adequate. I somehow felt that owing to budget constraints the film was found a bit wanting on the usual "spectacularism" ( excuse my misuse of the kings' language) associated with a disney production. The "Mermaid" special effect is  "swimmingly" amazing! The locations - Fajardo, Pureto-Rico simply stunning! The usual as far as the art direction is concerned and the camera work more than adequate. Last of all the director Rob Marshall has simply allowed Johnny and his fellow pirates to be themselves and  has made the older and the younger viewers feel like mere children as they travel through the mystical world of Jack Sparrow and his men and literrally taste the waters from the " fountain of youth". Go on guys forget the real world for 2 hours and travel through the fantasy land of the PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN. Untill next time HC Signing off saying " Pieces of eight. Pieces of eight, Pieces of eight" as the parrot in the classic "Treasure Island".
P.S.
Pieces of eight were old Spanish coins which were in circulation between the late 16th and late 19th centuries. The coins were made of silver and known as a silver dollar.
Early coins were made of precious metals such as silver and gold so the weight of the coin - and hence the metal content - was key in determining value. This also meant that coins were sometimes physically cut into pieces. That was the origin of the term "pieces of eight".
A full silver dollar was worth eight reales in the currency of the time. Thus it waC  frequently cut into up to eight pieces, or bits, each worth one reale. Rather confusingly the term "piece of eight" is used to refer to a full dollar coin rather than the individual pieces into which it could be cut. Sixteen of these full silver pieces of eight - 16 * 8 = 128 reales - were equivalent to one gold doubloon.
 hC

K.F.PANDA 2


Po joins forces with a group of new kung-fu masters to take on an old enemy with a deadly new weapon.
HUMOR (+) ACTION (+) SENTIMENT (+) ANIMATION (+) DUBBING- JO BALCK, ANGELINA JOLIE, JACKIE CHAN, DUSTIN HOFFMAN, SETH ROGEN WOW! WHAT A DUBBING-CAST AND TO ALL OF THEM A (+++++) AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST THE DIRECTOR JENNIFER YUH HAS REALLY ANIMATED THIS ANIMATED FLICK! ALL IN ALL A MOVIE WHICH BRINGS BACK THE GOOD OLD COMIC DAYS TO LIFE! IF YOU REALLY WANT TO FORGET ALL YOUR WORRIES, THEN GO AND WATCH KUNG FU PANDA 2 AND YOU WILL AT THE LEAST COME OUT WITH A BIG GRIN IF NOT LAUGHING!
SIGNING OFF TILL MY NEXT "STANELY KA DABBA".
HC

STANELY KA DABBA - IT REALLY KINDLED AN APPETITE - FOR MORE SUCH FILMS!


Stanley studies in an all-boys Holy Family High School in Andheri East, Mumbai. While his class-mates bring their very own Tiffin-boxes, Stanley does not do so ............................... . I really do not want to ruin your appetite my friends! If you fall under any one of the following categories or even if you don't please go and watch this film if you still don't stop complaining about how bad the Indian cinema is. 
Category 1 - Man ! I am really fed up with the MASALA films!
Category 2 - The same old AMMA-APPA sentiment. A real bore.When are they going to bring something fresh.
Category 3 - 1 CAR CHASE 5 SONGS 2 FIGHTS HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON.
Category 4 - You know in the 60's and 70's Sridhar, KB Sir etc used to bring out such good films.......... .
Category 5- Why do these directors preach so much, so lame che ................... .
Category 6 - I wish i could watch a good decent film
It has HUMOUR/SENTIMENT/NON PREACHY/NO ITEM NO/NO FIGHTS,CARCHASES/NO THUNDER THIGHS OR BULBOUS BUTT SHOWING. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? AN INVITATION? 
GO WATCH "STANELY KA DABBA" instead of whining all the time! A BIG KUDOS TO AMOLE GUPTE THE DIRECTOR AND STANLEY-PARTHO A. GUPTE (I wonder whether they are both related! A chip of the old block eh?)
HC

TWO HOURS OF BOOZE NO BLOODY HANGOVER!


Is this some kind of a test? "The Hangover, Part II" plays like a challenge to the audience's capacity for raunchiness. It gets laughs, but some of them are in disbelief. As if making sure no one was not offended, it has a montage of still photos over the closing titles that include one cruel shot that director Todd Philipps should never, ever have used. The film's R rating says the movie has "pervasive language, strong sexual content including graphic nudity, drug use and brief violent images." Also other stuff. Maybe their space was limited.
It's not that I was shocked. This is a raunch fest, yes, but not an offense against humanity (except for that photo, which is a desecration of one of the two most famous photos to come out of the Vietnam War). The movie has its share of laughs. There's a wedding toast that deserves some sort of award for deliberate social embarrassment. And Alan (Zach Galifianakis), the character who stole much of the original 2009 film, walks off with a lot of this one, too.

If you saw that earlier film (which grossed $485 million, so you may have), there's not much need for me to describe the plot this time. It's the same story. Director Todd Phillips seems to have taken "The Hangover" screenplay and moved it laterally from Las Vegas to Bangkok while retaining the same sequence of scenes: Call to bewildered bride to be, flashback to wedding plans, ill-advised bachelor party, four friends waking up with terminal hangovers in unfamiliar hotel room, ominous signs of debauchery, desperate quest to discover what happened, etc.
As the film opens, a few years have passed. The dentist Stu (Ed Helms) is now the prospective groom. He's engaged to a beautiful Thai woman named Lauren (Jamie Chung). Her father (Nirut Sirichanya) is not happy. His son, Teddy (Mason Lee), is a brilliant 16-year-old pre-med student at Stanford, and the father tells Stu: "In this country, we do not consider a dentist a doctor." At a pre-wedding feast, he calmly and implacably offers a toast comparing Stu to a flavorless rice pudding.

Then the lads go down to the beach for one (1) beer, and the next thing they know they're regaining consciousness in a sleazy Bangkok fleabag, Stu has a facial tattoo, and young Teddy is missing, except for a severed finger wearing a Stanford class ring. That sets off their search through the city's underbelly for people who might be able to help them reconstruct the missing hours? Days? Let me just observe that no search of the Bangkok underbelly that involves Ping-Pong balls is going to be altogether reassuring.

Their adventures are punctuated by a series of behavioral eruptions by Alan (Galifianakis), who links passive aggression with clueless trouble-making. These interventions have a certain charm, but Alan's funniest scene takes place in his own bedroom, before he ever gets to Thailand. Describing himself as a "stay-at-home son," he issues commands to his mother through a speaker system and seems determined to remain a fanboy for life. This character, as seen in this scene, could inspire a movie of its own that I would pay good money to see. (Galifianakis should regrow his hair, however; I like him looking like a shaggy bear more than like the bouncer in a biker bar.)

I'm no expert, but I've been to Bangkok, and while the city no doubt has a seamy side, let it be said that much of "The Hangover, Part II" plays like an anti-travelogue paid for by a rival tourist destination — Singapore, maybe. Some of its surprises would shock only those who know little about the city's sex workers, but others are truly unexpected, including the appearance of Paul Giamatti as a crime boss, and Nick Cassavetes as a tattoo artist. The gangster Mr. Chow (Ken Jeong) is back, still in need of serious tranquilizing.

THE  ABOVE IS THE  REVIEW THE NOTED CRITIC ROGER EBERT OF THE CHICAGO SUN TIMES.

Now to my review
HANGOVER 2-A SLIGHTLY DISTORTED MIRROR IMAGE – HANGOVER 1
QUOTE “NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT” UNQUOTE -MY DAUGHTER SRAIYANTI
SIGNING OFF
HC

A MARVEL-LOUS COMIC FOR ALL AGES!


x men-first class - a comic book becomes a celluloid comic book. A number of comic books have been made into films in the recent past "Superman, Batman,Thor, X-Men and now an X-Men prequel. From A to Z, I mean A to X the film is racy, pacey and with a lot of content. 
ONELINER
In 1962, Charles Xavier starts up a school and later a team, for humans with superhuman abilities. Among them is Erik Lensherr, his best friend... and future archenemy.
BASIC PLOT
Before Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr took the names Professor X and Magneto, they were two young men discovering their powers for the first time. Before they were archenemies, they were closest of friends, working together, with other Mutants (some familiar, some new), to stop the greatest threat the world has ever known. In the process, a rift between them opened, which began the eternal war between Magneto's Brotherhood and Professor X's X-MEN. 

The director Matthew Vaughn has in my opinion bettered the previousX-Men. This is  a rare phenomenon indeed i n making prequels/sequels. It is a typical super hero film surcharged with special effects and breathtaking action scenes using all the five elements-Air,fire,wind,water and ether but the one major addition is the content. It has enough content to keep you glued to the screen. James McAvoy,Michael Fassbender,Jennifer Lawrence,Kevin Bacon, have all performed giving each other enough space therby enhancing the value of the film as a whole. The film starts in the year 1944 during the German occupation of Poland and moves on to 1962 which happens to be the present. In fact some actual footage of JFK is shown in black and white to clearly state this fact but my one major problem with this was that the entire setting of the film shown in colour appears rather futuristic in fact parts of the film resembles an era even beyond 2011. Other than this i enjoyed this film and more than anything else the director has to be complimented for creating a marvel "lous" comic for all ages.
PS. Hugh Jackman makes a guest appearance and guess what! Received a thunderous applause from the Chennai audience! Indian heroes better beware-Hollywood heroes are fast catching up!
xyz for now. Until next time,
hc

90 + 90 = 90

Sorry about my arithmetic - The Tamil film 180 fell short of my expectations. The director Jayendra in my opinion could have delivered a hit  had he used his vast experience to weave a meaningful story. The film opens with the H.T (Hot-throb-deliberate pun) NRI doctor Siddarth while taking a dip in the ganges,in one fleetimg moment realizes the value of living a meaningful life and to never fear death and that too from a young boy! Then its all about our hero Sid who goes around painting chennai with all the good deeds the director could think of. His penchant and specialty being helping young poor boys pushed into child labour working as newspaper boys, in tea shops etc. Yes! you must have guessed it if you have not you dumbos let me enlighten u - HEROINE no 1 watches this whole processwith fascination -at least you should have guessed by now- H1 madly falls in lovewith SID, but our  poor SID  is blissfully unaware that she has (jollu vazhinching) fallen in love with him. As the film meanders nearly to the interval point H1 proposes to SID unaware of the existence of H2 but poor sid is totally aware of anything  is totally stupified and dumb stuck literrally. SID then suddenly decides to slink out of town but our H1 gives  hot chase but in the bargain meets with an accident and yes our hero SID is forced to fly her to the USA where the whole story initially began sorry didn't i tell  u about this earlier.Am i confusing you-YES! I am, So please go and watch the second half and meet Heroine 2 and SID'S dear old friend who will help u unfold the second half of the story. Honestly guys a lot of effort has been put in by way of Camera work, Costumes and painstakingly chosen locations, so please go and watch the film at least once for my sake. Yes! I did come out rather disappointed, but my wife and daughter rather liked the film. The negatives - The climax that left a lot to be desired. Another major flaw in the film being -Why does the chief doctor fail to disclose to SID'S wife that her husband is alive and kicking. No 2-The director somehow seemed to be confused with the characterization of the hero - as he oscillates between a cancer patient facing death who somehow turns into a schizophrenic time and now to sum it up 90 PLUS 90 = 90 AND NOT I80. Until next time.
Yours Truly

hC